If you own a PS3 and have no interest in playing Uncharted 2, I will hunt you down and beat you with a fish. A big one, like a tuna or something. Why a fish? Because if you come towards someone wielding a baseball bat, they know there's a chance you're about to throw down. Come at someone with a fish and they'll probably just assume that you're on your way home from the market or a lake. Then when you're close enough you wrap both hands around the tail and pai-yow! They never see it coming. Plus, no one's going to run to the cops and admit someone just beat their ass with a fish. Not to mention that blood washes off a lot easier than fish stink.
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah, Uncharted 2. It's good. Really, really good.