The thought process that goes into making the pointless decisions for a pointless list (albeit one on a pretty nifty website).
Transformers: Age of Extinction vs...
Walk the Line
Fake robots that are mind-blowingly realistic versus a fake Johnny Cash that is mind-numbingly dull. No EXPLOSIONS or flame-spewing robot dinosaurs in Walk the Line, either. Decision: Transformers
Watch bat-shit scenes like this and try not to wish that Stephen Chow had been given the Transformers franchise. Decision: Shaolin Soccer
A Beutiful Mind
Well, these are two very differnt mov-wait, why the fuck did they give the guy that wasn't Mark Wahlberg his own poster? Who walked into a theater, looked at the poster wall and went, "Oh, snap, I didn't know Jack Reynor was in Transformers 4! I gotta see it now!" (of course I had to look up his name). Also, who still says snap? Anyway, both movies are full of shit, but at least T4's honest about it. Decision: Transformers
Try as he might, Michael Bay has yet to create an EXPLOSION as bad-ass as the sun. Decision: Sunshine
Beverly Hills Cop
80's Eddie Murphy? No contest. Decision: Beverly Hills Cop
Um...something, something, British something, 300, Bane, Idris Elba...I got nothing. Decision: RocknRolla
Burn After Reading
I'm imagining exposition scenes involving J.K. Simmons and David Rasche (yes, had to look his name up, too) explaining what the Transformers were doing in between EXPLOSIONS. Making me giggle quite a bit. Plus, it might've trimmed a half hour off the movie. Decision: Burn After Reading
Stand By Me
Oh, what the hell, Flickchart? Honestly, I haven't seen Stand By Me or read the novella in nearly two decades. But since there are no EXPLOSIONS and this is what Corey Feldman has decided to do with his life these days, I probably won't be killing a couple of hours with it anytime soon Decision: Transformers
I actually like Toys. No, really. Also, something, something, Hasbro... Decision: Toys
House of Flying Daggers
Haven't seen this one in a while, either, and remember very little of it. I don't recall there being any fire-breathing tyrannosaurus rex robots, though. Thomas Lennon cameo? No. Kelsey Grammer? Maybe, oh wait, that was a piece of bamboo. Sorry, art house snobs. Decision: Transformers
Yeah, that seems about right. For the curious. The first one is #247, Revenge of the Fallen is #611 and Dark of the Moon is #330.
Jesus, you actually made it this far. Well, here's my Flickchart page if you're that freakin' bored.